The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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hey

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!