The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!