The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to reseal bottles!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!