- Pointless Super Powers

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

the power to taste your own spit

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to do nothing/

Being a Spice Girl

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!