The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee on command

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!