The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to be a dick.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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black people

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!