the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to summon earthworms

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!