The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!