The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to live through torture.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

the power to do sit on your couch all day

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

the power to walk through unlocked doors

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read a book by its cover

the power to become retarded

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

Feeling people's depression.

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

the power to change invisable when you blink

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!