The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being alive (until you die).

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power die if you think.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to become semi-transparent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!