The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

the power to have no one read this post

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to take away your power.

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

the power to bi ugly

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to get rid of feminism

Being alive (until you die).

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power die if you think.

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

The superpower to have a superpower

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power of not knowing the future

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The ability to shrink your penis

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!