The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Aweonao

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see through water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!