The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to not Waste time

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Asexual reproduction.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!