The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!