The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!