The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to get hurt every other hour

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to smell any point in time

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the ability to fart out of your nose

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to hypnotize chickens

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to be dead

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the power to troll people that are dead

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to fire my lazer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

thumb_up thumb_down -59

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

thumb_up thumb_down +170

The ability to clean

thumb_up thumb_down +142

The power to slam revolving doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +142

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!