The power to blink one second faster then usual.

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to have a black president

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The power of having the highest rated comment

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to think out loud without saying a word

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!