The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to teleport through open doors

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!