Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to die on command

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!