the power to not have a power

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to fart mace

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!