The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!