Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!