The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!