the power to be phone

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to die at will.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power of trolling your self

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!