The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!