The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To call me maybe

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!