The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!