the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!