The power to see through windows!

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!