the power to fail any test you want

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!