To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!