- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

Liam Brudenell

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to speak using their mouth

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!