The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to snore.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!