the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!