The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to die at will

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to die on command

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!