The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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power to eat through your but

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to vote

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to slip on anything.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to kill yourself

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!