The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to control nothing

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!