The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Grass eating

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!