Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!