The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

thumb_up thumb_down +111

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to fart really smelly :P

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

captain obvious

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

thumb_up thumb_down +33

done something sexual with some type of food?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to get really mad.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!