The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!