The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!