The Power to bite your own ear.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!