The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

Swiss army teeth.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to start time only when it's on.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to kill yourself.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!