The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!