The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Third armpit.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!