The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power of asdfgh

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to be bad at everything

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!