Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!