Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to wink with both eyes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to do nothing.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!