The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!