the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!