The power to burn ashes

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to talk to dust

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!