The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to shit brix

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!