The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to die at will

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!