the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to die

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Liam Brudenell

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to die at will

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!