The ability to create pointless super powers

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to fly in space

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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power to eat through your but

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!