the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!