The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Invisible handwriting.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!