The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to turn wine into water

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!