The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to speak braille

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to write a country song

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!